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Anyone familiar with the 1999 Wachowski
phenomenon knows that the jist of the film revolves around a nefarious plot by
the world's machines to enslave humanity by keeping them enthralled in a
computer program. Ironically, this is not far from the truth (ha!), or at least
my truth anyway. The parallel I'm trying to draw here was one of the big themes
in the movies. This idea of recycling, this churning up of the old in an attempt
at creating something "new" - and in doing so, missing the point
entirely. The remake has by far and away been the most familiar thing in
entertainment over the past two decades. At the tender age of 31, I myself have
seen more prequels, sequels, reboots and remakes than I care to admit. From
Alien to Terminator, Tron to Jurassic Park, the list goes on. Even the one time pariah of a film Blade
Runner got its chance at 21st century glitz in 2017 with a sequel that featured
Ryan Gosling in the lead role along with Harrison Ford reprising his role as
Dekker, an ex-cop who specialized in hunting down and "retiring"
robots masquerading as humans. And it's not just sci-fi that gets to ride on
the sequel/remake carousel that has become on of the cornerstones of Hollywood
(one the others being superhero films). Most recently some old guy in a suit,
or Willis himself (in which case, still true) thought it'd be a good idea to
remake Death Wish, a film franchise made popular by actor and badass Charles
Bronson. The 2018 remake (likely to spawn several sequels should this one
recoup its budget) stars Bruce Willis, known for his role as John McClain in
the 1988 action film Die Hard, which itself spawned a number of sequels
spanning into the 2010's. The tendrils of the reboot don't end at the dust
ruffle of the film industry, as the T.V. faithful have seen their insidious
grasp extended into their realm as well. Evidently emboldened from the same
wellspring, countless programs of the Vonnegut era have tried their hands with
the audiences of the internet generation- some to lasting success, such as
Netflix's Full House which, at last check, was in its third season.
Now don't get me wrong. I get just as excited as
any 80's pop culture fan when I get a chance to see classics like Star Wars and
Roseanne (whoops!) get a chance to reach the younger generation- made shiny and
new with all the bells and whistles of ridiculous budgets and lengthy shooting
schedules courtesy of the faithful consumers of the couch culture. The very
idea conjures up images of rainy Sunday afternoons of popcorn and iced tea,
watching these cinematic wonders as loud as I want through my headphones while
my mom enjoys her sob fest (likely Beaches or whatever cheesy marathon was on
Lifetime that weekend) in the quiet comfort of the living room. But as I
alluded to earlier, nostalgia is something that must always be enjoyed with a
learned caution much like wearing a Yankee's hat to Citi Field. The desire to
see the past live on mustn’t be sustained by the life blood of what could be.
For it is this proclivity to innovate and depart from the awkward conformity of
our past that made those decades we seem desperate to relive so special as we retrospectively
stare at them over our shoulder. That's all. I just needed to make that point.
Oh, and to paraphrase what that wise old guy said that one time (though I can
figure out for the life of me what his name was right now): those whom forget
the past, or at the very least forget that it has already happened, are doomed
to repeat it.
